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this is my favorite video on this website

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+ video




if you use a slur toward a group youre not a part of your punishment should be saying that slur over and over while locked in a room with a group of ridiculously strong people of said affected groups. your only weapon is a tiny set of maracas 

I would make it into a song and dance number in the stereotypical accent of that group. They wouldn’t stop laughing long enough to beat me up. 

have you ever interacted with other people in your life 

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Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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+ snorts

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millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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Very insightful, thank you

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posted 6 hours ago with 162,429 notes


the vegas lights / the lies and affectations / sensation / we’re winning ‘til the curtain’s coming down.

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